i-finally-find-you-interesting:

Girls don’t like boys, girls like cannibals and socially awkward puppy thieves.

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themalkingjay:

me not shaving my legs has literally nothing to do with feminism and literally everything to do with me being lazy

(Source: devinnnc)

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sean-codyvevo:

Just because I’m gay…

FINALLY SOMEONE DISMISSES THESE AWFUL GAY STEREOTYPES

(Source: tooyoungtoonmb)

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hootaloo:

hootaloo:

bowrll:

mortisreptus:

fireskink:

alltailnolegs:

mcsprankles:

idcsam:

shadow-pop:

whatisagorman:

snakelet:

this is 911 state your emergency

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YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD

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911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN

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YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS

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911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER

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MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.

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YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ

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TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

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911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.

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yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

this is still going around and it makes me rly happy.

(Source: babylizard)

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yoshio-yoshida:

Oh my god youre straight? I had no idea. You seem normal to me. Did you know that Sara is straight to? You two should totally hook up. I cant believe youre straight. You could be my straight best friend. We could go to football games together. Itll be so much fun. So like how long have you been straight? Youre whole life!? No way.

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true as fuck zodiac

  • aries:lovable but still a lil bitch
  • taurus:p cute but probably sacrifices hamsters to satan in their free time
  • gemini:crayola as fuck
  • cancer:rude as hell and not to be trusted with shit
  • leo:cutest ever
  • virgo:really deep and doesn't take any shit
  • libra:weird as hell omg
  • scorpio:probably satan
  • sagittarius:cute and very sweet
  • capricorn:to be avoided bc they're like taurus but they probs talk about their hamster sacrifices
  • aquarius:charming but hella strange once you know them
  • pisces:even more crayola than gemini

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flygoing:

she likes carrying around random rags for no reason

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joinmeasirunintothefandom:

crewnex:

Every time I think I’m done with the sprouse bros they pull me back in

One is never done with the Sprouse boys

(Source: sprousetwinsblog)

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twcno:

futurebatgirl:

patrexes:

4sensesplusascarf:

Whenever I hear people say that classical music is boring I just want to remind them that Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture called for a cannon to be fired a total of 16 times.

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remove cattle from stage

that’s not even the best partimagekey terms include:

  • balance your chair on two legs”
  • "continue swimming motion"
  • "insert peanuts"
  • "play ball!"
  • "release the penguins"
  • "gradually become agitated"
  • "light explosives now….. and…..   ….. now."

223065 notes #fave

cerezsis:

I wish more people would realize that there’s a difference between being a good character and being a good person.

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Riding in Cars with Clones

(Source: alexanderobbins)

10727 notes #orphan black

lovelykouga:

thetrainticket:

I CAN’T BREATHE 

Me every time someone draws me a picture

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