you know what should be a thing? like, marriage, except it’s for friends and you have this big ceremony thing where all your friends and family are there and you say that you wanna be best bros for life and shit and on the night of the ceremony you dont have sex but you get a hotel room and eat pizza and play video games or have a marathon of your favourite tv show and then you go on a...
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romangodfrey: keep your friends close, but your enemies closer like really, very close intimately close so close that you can feel your enemies breath on your neck and you shiver with hatred and… anticipation? turn around and look deep into your enemies eyes, letting your gaze drag down to their lips, your eyes intense with desire. push your enemies up against the wall. make out with...
what-the-fuck-deviantart: So far I’ve been Told to drown by a “pro-life” activist Told to die by a “pro-life” activist Told that my life is meaningless by a “pro-life” activist Told that no one will care I’m dead by a “pro-life” activist So much for “pro-life.” If you say shit like this, you are NOT pro-life. Don’t even have the audacity to call yourself such.
rabioheab: i can’t wait until the days when we’re all old and the stereotype is that old people like rap and dubstep
quoms: imagine ‘anon crushes’ in real life someone runs up to you dressed in like a tarp with a paper bag over their head and yells SORRY I LIKE YOU A LOT before vaulting over a table and sprinting away
queenacrossthewaters: when you click a button you didnt mean to click so you just kinda hold the click and drag your cursor around hoping it doesnt click
phlep: if you chew loudly i will consider stabbing you
I’m just gonna die back here. Tell my family that I hate them, tell Lindsay she...– Last Will and Testament of Michael Jones from Immersion:Simulation Racer (via adorkable-panda)
url-goes-here: have you ever been reading something and completely understood a line of foreshadowing and just whispered “shit”
friendlydad: have you ever just assumed that a word was pronounced a certain way and you end up pronouncing it incorrectly throughout your entire life and then one day someone corrects you and its like you can almost hear satan laughing as the flames of hell begin to seep up from underground and slowly burn you to death
iwilleatyourenglish: iwilleatyourenglish: once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the...
hannibalthecanibal: and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw
radiatethisfrequency: it might be too hot to wear all black but that isn’t going to stop me
algrenion: algrenion: every april fools day Hannibal sedates Will and drops him in the middle of an elk enclosure
forsciencejohn: hey arthur conan doyle, happy birthday! thanks for bringing sherlock holmes into the world!
thescienceofjohnlock: isaisanisa: exclama-tori: isaisanisa: bennyslegs: imagine benedict doing up the zip on his jacket and he tugs too hard and his hand slips and he punches himself in the chin Which one? Is it not obvious? Not which BENEDICT, which CHIN
spainstateofmind: thebadwolf: Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful. you can go fuck yourself
imagineyouricon: Imagine sitting beside your icon on a 14 hours plane ride
tardis221b: tardis221b: do i revise for the three exams i have tomorrow or do i start a new season of supernatural
Happy Birthday Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, sorry that...